Month: June 2026

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Man On A Lead

I walked past something truly odd last night. I saw a guy being half-dragged down the street by his mate;…
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Predictable Failures

I’m back from my week off, and absolutely nothing has changed. The outages are still happening with the same methodical…
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Heatwave Logic

It’s a heatwave, the wards are sticky, and everyone’s temper is incredibly short. Every summer in the NHS, we relearn…
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Lines On A Map

I checked the council website today out of pure boredom, and I found a couple of road closures listed as…
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Just Saying

People keep messaging me as if I’m ‘the guy’ for this blog, but I’m really not. I’m just someone who…
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Correlation Fatigue

I’m officially bored of being right about the camera glitches. The anomalies have become stable now. They are predictable, almost……
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Still Standing

For anyone wondering about the state of the staff: my morale is fine. I’m tired, obviously, but that’s the job.…
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Shrinking Circles

There isn’t much to add from Marple this week, but I did notice a temporary sign went up on the…
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Proof Of Concept

I’ve made a decision: if this ever actually turns into something worth worrying about, I won’t be relying on second-hand…
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When Systems Agree

I actually compared notes with a colleague from a different site today. We didn’t make a big deal of it;…