1 min read 1 Blog Language Failure Alice 18/10/2026 I used the word ‘zombie’ in a staff meeting today. I didn’t say it as a joke, and I didn’t…
1 min read 2 Blog Loss Of Containment Alice 11/10/2026 I am officially done pretending this is an abstract medical mystery. Whatever is happening in Stockport, it is no longer…
1 min read 1 Blog Weight Of It Alice 04/10/2026 This whole situation stopped being theoretical for me weeks ago, but I think I only just caught up to that…
1 min read 1 Blog Wrong Joke Alice 27/09/2026 Someone at the hospital asked me today why I still call this blog ‘Undeadwatch.’ They weren’t being snide; they were…
1 min read 1 Blog Careful Language Alice 20/09/2026 I heard a word today that I haven’t heard since this all began. I heard someone use the word ‘bite.’…
1 min read 1 Blog Unusual Compliance Alice 13/09/2026 The wards are eerily quiet today. The patients have become unusually compliant. They don’t argue about their medication, they don’t…
1 min read 1 Blog Restricted Access Alice 06/09/2026 Access at the hospital is tightening. Certain doors that I’ve walked through every day for years now require an approval…
1 min read 1 Blog Revised Routine Alice 30/08/2026 The phrase of the week at the hospital is ‘revised routine.’ It sounds so professional, so managed. We perform the…
1 min read 2 Blog Ongoing Alice 23/08/2026 I was thinking today about how this blog started. It was meant to be a joke—a way to poke fun…
1 min read 1 Blog Professional Distance Alice 16/08/2026 The atmosphere at work has shifted again. It’s become something quieter, more rigid, and deeply impersonal. There are fewer discussions…