Alright, look, I’ve been lurking on this blog for a bit and I can’t keep my mouth shut anymore. ‘Undeadwatch’? Are you lot serious? I live in Reddish, I walk these streets every day, and I can tell you for a fact that if there were zombies wandering around Stockport, I’d have noticed by now. What you’re all describing just sounds like people off their heads on whatever the latest cheap high is, or people just looking for a bit of drama because life is a bit dull at the moment. No offence intended to Alice—I respect the NHS and all the hard work you do, honestly—but this feels like a classic case of post-COVID brain. We’ve spent years being told to be afraid of an invisible threat, and now that things are back to normal, everyone’s looking for the next thing to panic about. You see a bloke staring at a wall and suddenly he’s a walker? Come on. It’s just a blog, I get it, but let’s not let the imagination run wild. We live in a town where the most exciting thing that happens is a new Lidl opening up. Let’s keep it real.
Finally Zombies
You’re very confident for someone who’s only just shown up.
None taken. That’s more or less my working theory too.
Confidence comes free, apparently.