Last Word (For Now)

Look, I’ll stop clogging up Alice’s blog after this post. I’ve said my piece, and I think everyone knows where I stand. I don’t believe in the ‘undead’ and I don’t believe in the ‘event.’ But I will admit, Undeadwatch has been entertaining in a weird sort of way. It’s like a local ghost story that everyone’s writing together in real-time. It’s a bit of fun for a rainy Tuesday in Greater Manchester. That being said, if I ever do run into anything actually worth filming—if I see a bloke in a suit trying to eat a pigeon in the middle of Merseyway—I know exactly where to post the video. You’ll be the first to know, Alice. I’ll be there with my phone out and my cynical commentary ready. Until then, stay safe, stay sane, and maybe try to focus on the patients who actually have a pulse and a complaint. Cheers for the entertainment, but I’m out.